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The Jotun are a race of aliens possessing a large, strong physique, a hearty appetite for literally any substance they can chew, and the ability to regenerate their bodies when harmed at a very rapid rate. Generally shy and retiring, content to dwell in small family groups, they are seldom seen away from their homeworld, Jotunheimr.
This particular specimen is not like the rest though.
His real name is unpronouncable to a non-Jotun, but he has acquired many names on his travels. His fame and notoriety began not long after leaving Jotunheimr, when he fell in with a crowd of seedy pornographers who recognised the potential of his unique, regenerative abilities...
The legend of Pumbo Jenis, The Cockinator of Cubos IV began.
He made porn noone had ever seen before. He made porn noone ever WANTED to see. His holovids became outlawed across the galaxy after the one involving the cheesegrater and the barbed wire fence hit the etherweb. He became 'Unwanted' in five systems after he continuously escaped imprisonment by flushing parts of himself down the toilet.
His life became one of constant vagrancy, hiring himself out to mercenary bands and hanging out with pirates and vagabonds. The proceeds from his holovids payed for a new prosthetic arm when a lascannon took his off in a vicious firefight (he cannot regenerate burns).
Always ready to make money or cause trouble, Jenis will work with anyone willing to put up with his disgusting behaviour. His current cronies include a power armoured hobo, a one-legged grot and a teenage mutant ninja zoat. Where will their adventures taken them? Time will tell...
And yes, I did flock his balls.