I’ve always been a believer that painting competitions demand the highest quality of figure to try and distract, as far as possible, from my questionable paint job.
Hence, I present to you my entry:
Steve the dwarf.
A monopose plastic dwarf, to be precise, from the Warhammer Fantasy Regiments set. His hobbies include not ranking up and staring moodily into the middle distance whilst day dreaming about elves, digging deep holes or fighting goblins.
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And I know it’s traditional after painting a figure to say, ‘I think Steve’s a great sculpt’ or perhaps ‘I wasn’t sure at first, but have grown to love Steve.’ Well I still think Steve and his identical twins were the worst figures in the box and painting him hasn’t changed my opinion on that from when I was about 12 and first had the dwarfs from a shared box. I think I am most irked, however, by the fact that even on a 25 mm base the figures still don’t rank up (unless everyone marches at a 45 degree angle to where they are going or you are a firm believer in using your colleagues chest as an axe holder).
Anyway, Steve says hello. 😊
And equally importantly I now only have Janet the Dark Elf to paint for a full set of six. And time to work out what to paint for Market Day (yay!)