Re: Chaos Squats
Are you carbon-based?
Silicon based?
Fungoid?
ARE YOU ONE OF THE SCIENCE FUNGOIDS, FRIEND?
Do not be alarmed. We are not racist. intelligent space-faring bipeds are mostly the same on the inside.
Here, Let us check your organs.
Stop screaming, friend. Stop screaming. STOP SCREAMING OR YOU WILL BE DIPPED INTO AN ACID PUSTULE.
Look at your organs, friend! They have been well-maintained. They look excellent. They would look even better pulsating in the shell of a vat-grown war beast.
(War beast! War Beast! War Beast!)
They would, friend!
You look pale.
Have you tried being re-born from an artificial womb? You have not? You will try! You will be improved!
(Flesh vat! Flesh vat! Flesh vat!)
Do not listen to that one, it is a fool! The artificial wombs are not flesh vats! You will not beg for death as the life-mucus smothers you! Your nervous system will not burn with electric fire as you are dissolved! That is propaganda! It is scurrilous!
WE WILL MELT YOU INTO PROTEINS IN THAT FLESH VAT AND YOU WILL LOVE IT.
Your cells are needed
Your deoxyribonucleic acid will be unspooled.
Your PROTEINS are required.
You will become part of the One True BioMass! Yes, friend, it is true!
It is the Great Work.
WORK work WoRk wOrK
You will be a part of it!
(Apart! Apart! Apart!)
Do you want to be re-born? You could have a prehensile tongue! You could have a second face on your abdomen. It will shriek when you tell lies!
It is possible, friend! It is!
All things are possible through The One True BioMass.
Friend?
You look pale.
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My chaos squats are greatly inspired by Patrick Stuart’s Derro, he’s the originator of the Derro ‘dialect’ I’ve adopted for this
http://falsemachine.blogspot.com/2014/03/derro.html?m=1
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