So, back when
Rock me Amadeus was both a mega-hit & completely unintelligible, I looked high and low for something that resembled these guys (For only 75p!):
Sadly, all I came up with was a stupid freebie Dorf made of psychostyrene. After mounting his head(s) on a spike, I continued my quest...
Fortunately, Al Gore invented the internet & I recently found these fine volunteers for a little more than 75p:
While they need some TLC, I'm pretty chuffed to have them joining my Warband.
For being the original Citadel Plastic (Plastik) Orc, they have a pretty impressive arsenal of weapons (spear, scimitar, cheese knife, & signal flag) & offer more variation than anything produced for years after.
Compared with the newer kids, it's apparent they skipped the steroids & don't rely on oversized weapons to strike terror into the hearts of elfs.