Wilbur the Red
Vassal
This is based in real events (literally yesterday).
Taking a look at eBay while watching a movie.
- 20€ for a Nurgle Beastman!? I deserve a treat, I'm on holidays.
<Half a millisecond later>
- What? It's twice that!
<3 Seconds later>
- You've received an offer by X_is_a_nice_seller: 17€ for one of Bob Olley's harpies. Great!
<click>
- Damn, that's 35€ for one model.
<Keeps lurking on the site, decided to buy something>
- Wait, that one looks interesting, 100€ worth of harpies. Let's contact the seller.
<click><click>
- 230€!!! Are you kidding?
<Maybe some bits for a conversion are cheap enough>
- The legs of a Lord of Change; no tail, a bit damaged, that will be cheaWHAT, 26€ FOR A SINGLE LEAD BIT?!
<One minute later>
- OK, let's check the German and the Italian sellers...
<click><click>
- FFS! Price is higher, even with cheaper shipping and no customs.
<Ragequits, opens local selling APP on smartphone>
-OK, last try and off to bed.
<Looks at a suspiciously clean and shiny Tzeentch Champion sold by a guy a few kilometers away>
- Hey mate, can you clarify if that's a recast? That mold line is so straight and big I think this may be a copy. Do you mind if I go by your store and take a look in person?
- HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY SAY I'M SELLING RECASTS. WE'RE A SERIOUS STORE AND OUR VALUATIONS ARE RIGHT. IT MAY BE THE LIGHTING OF THE PICTURE BUT IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BUY IT THEN DON'T COME.
<dies of facepalming>

Note to admins: I'm sorry in advance for the shitposting, feel free to move this anywhere you think it belongs.
Taking a look at eBay while watching a movie.
- 20€ for a Nurgle Beastman!? I deserve a treat, I'm on holidays.
<Half a millisecond later>
- What? It's twice that!
<3 Seconds later>
- You've received an offer by X_is_a_nice_seller: 17€ for one of Bob Olley's harpies. Great!
<click>
- Damn, that's 35€ for one model.
<Keeps lurking on the site, decided to buy something>
- Wait, that one looks interesting, 100€ worth of harpies. Let's contact the seller.
<click><click>
- 230€!!! Are you kidding?
<Maybe some bits for a conversion are cheap enough>
- The legs of a Lord of Change; no tail, a bit damaged, that will be cheaWHAT, 26€ FOR A SINGLE LEAD BIT?!
<One minute later>
- OK, let's check the German and the Italian sellers...
<click><click>
- FFS! Price is higher, even with cheaper shipping and no customs.
<Ragequits, opens local selling APP on smartphone>
-OK, last try and off to bed.
<Looks at a suspiciously clean and shiny Tzeentch Champion sold by a guy a few kilometers away>
- Hey mate, can you clarify if that's a recast? That mold line is so straight and big I think this may be a copy. Do you mind if I go by your store and take a look in person?
- HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY SAY I'M SELLING RECASTS. WE'RE A SERIOUS STORE AND OUR VALUATIONS ARE RIGHT. IT MAY BE THE LIGHTING OF THE PICTURE BUT IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BUY IT THEN DON'T COME.
<dies of facepalming>

Note to admins: I'm sorry in advance for the shitposting, feel free to move this anywhere you think it belongs.