Brutal childhood paintjobs of the 80s

Blue in VT":2rt0ee67 said:
Captain Crooks":2rt0ee67 said:
Please Moody Git sir, tell me where that dragon is from?

Look AWAY from the Dragon...You DO NOT need another Dragon....Just say NO to More DRAGON... :lol:

8-)

Blue

NYAAAAAARGH!! MUST HAVE DRAGON! OUT OF MY WAY! *crashes through wall*
 
Great thread, some of the paintjobs aren't that bad really- I'd have crapped my pants in pride (as opposed to shame) if I could have turned out a Heroquest Wizard like that in 1991 :lol:

These Heroquest greenskins were the very first minis I painted, done in humbrol enamel if I recall correctly.
My brother helped me out, I honestly don't remember but considering they are reasonably neat he probably did the wristbands etc
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I had more HQ monsters from back in the day up until a few years ago- I had the undead rising out of pot plants on my verandah.
It either rained a lot or I hosed too much and they ended up washed out of the pots- I managed to step on them while blind drunk (destroying them and really hurting my foot)

Here's a Space Crusade marine I date to late 93 or 94, so I'm about 12 here and (surprise!) have pledged allegiance to Space Marines and Wolves in particular as you would expect from a boy that age.
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The Blood Angel is the free mini from WD 166, painted by my brother- I still have the homemade banner too.
When he painted it for me I thought it looked absolutely amazing...looking at it now poor old Sarge's face appears to be made of porridge :lol:
 
This thread is very funny, with some "lovely" paintjobs to boot. I always wish I had my original models (my first were Troglodytes covered in enamels), but alas... Next weekend I'll be getting the paints, brushes and some neglected models out for my two year old and I to work together on.

phreedh":3mvhocw3 said:
Doesn't happen that often anymore, but at least once every session I end up somehow losing the grip on the brush, flinging it through the air. Apparently I tense up quite a bit while enjoying my "relaxing hobby". Anyone else experience this?

This still happends to me on occassion too. I consider myself to have quite good manual skills so I have no idea how i can lose such control of the paintbrush and I'm mortified as it flies through the air and leaves a small smear of titillating pink or such on the wall! I'll blame my daughters if I accidentally leave some for my wife to discover...
 
Skyrak, I wouldn't be ashamed in the least to enter tournaments with most of your childhood paintjobs. You obviously had the knack for this sort of thing early on.

My first early 2000s paintjobs are... of varied quality. I'm still quite content with Thorgrim and Thorek, whilst the enthusiastically over-glued and over-painted plastic 6th ed Dwarf Warriors are a different story entirely. :grin:
 
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This image actually made me giggle. Poor Fortunato... - (*i swear I haven't read the hero quest novels...) :roll:
 
I found these the other day :grin:
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I knew I had a mini with a blood stained weapon around somewhere!

The Bad Moon attempt seems to have bile on his :?
 
MoodyGit":2zc6dkuu said:
Captain Crooks":2zc6dkuu said:
Please Moody Git sir, tell me where that dragon is from?


I have just read this on Facebook and there's my dragon.

Top of page 7. Still have statue but small dragon missing head! Must of needed for something but no idea what.

http://www.fantasypartystore.com/downlo ... er1987.pdf

Well, it's one step closer... ;)

I was going to post these pics in another thread, but I think here is where they truly belong - and I do this with the utmost respect, not by way of making fun or being insulting.

These two ogres belonged to Robin Dews, who you may remember as being the editor of White Dwarf magazine in the early 90's (issues 140-189). He painted them some 20 years ago or more according to him, and their time-ravaged features probably bear witness to many epic battles. Or maybe just rattling around in a drawer for a decade. Anyway, here they are!





I will eventually strip them, to give them a new lease on life, but i'll leave these here for posterity...
 
Oh gawd - time for the hall of shame.

First miniatures ever - undiluted enamels.
 

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This is a hilarious thread.

I'm not much of a cameraman, but I'll try to get some photos to go on here, although the 'best' examples have definitely been stripped now, I've still got some real gems knocking around I'm sure.

A few years ago I bumped in to an old 'gaming mate, we got chatting and he offered me his 'shoe box of old lead', which I nearly bit his hand off for. I recall him not being much of a painter, back in the day, so he used to beg the rest of us to paint a few figures for him, he once 'commissioned' me to paint a couple of prize figures, I spent hours and hours on them, and was so proud of the paint job I did on them - remember parents and friends saying how I should enter them in to the Golden Demon Awards because they were 'so good' etc... Then, nearly 30 years later, they came back. After telling my wife how these were the 'best' figures I'd ever painted, ever, we opened the box and looked at them together... 'Oh' says the wife 'that's disappointing, all you've got there are some that were painted by a six year old, look at the eyes on them, and what is all that red stuff, blood? You'll want to strip those!'... erm... I'm sure 'average' painting standards (and paints) have improved over the years.
 
My first experience on painting (with enamels).
The HeroQuest wizard was re-painted over an already painted model made by a friend's father.
Currently repainting all the HeroQuest staff

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Oi! Get your spammy shite off this fine thread, or show us your worst childhood mini paint jobs.

Any admin about you know what to do with the spam post cheers.
 
If you want a real brutal childhood paintjob, here are some orks that were first painted by me and then were used as targets with my brother for our airsoft gun practice. It may not clearly show but they had several impacts all around. I hope you appreciate the heavy drybrush on the skin ;)

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