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The Famous 13 Loot a Slan Temple
“Or is it an Amazon Temple?”
“If its an Amazon Temple I’m boycotting looting it due to their dodgy employment and supplier practices!”
“What’s it doing in Little Albion?”
“Are you only now questioning all the weird shit going down in Little Albion, Grungi’s beard!”
Anyhow after much bickering the intrepid gnome hero Anwyn the Brave managed to pull together a doughty warband to search the mysterious temple that appeared in New Albion for their benefactor Lord Piers of Orton. Sappers broke in through the walls only to find many others had similar intentions so the only way was up! Racing higher towards the temples apex numerous monsters were dispatched for the loss of a heroic gnome and brittle boned wardancer, both eaten by trolls that seemed to infest this god forsaken place! Nothing of note was found then suddenly two other warbands were located, ‘well one could join forces with our rivals’ thought Anwyn ‘or I could exterminate them?’
“Kill the fother muckers!” was the rallying cry as Anwyn led the charge with her long time brother in arms, alas Lord Tettenhall slowly trundled into the fray; impeded by his full plate. In this melee no gnomes were killed, which was the important thing, but alas no treasure was found beyond a rather curious scroll that Anwyn was keeping to herself!
Hearing heard some devious dark elf had escaped with the treasure Anwyn ordered her crossbows to lay down covering fire to allow the warband to withdrawal in good order; avoiding the giant statue of DOOM that was toasting chaos cultists with fireballs. Ok the outing wasn’t a success mused Anwyn but I do have this scroll and there are a few less elves in the world so every cloud has silver lining! Also what the fcuk was that Dalek doing, aren’t they fantastical automatons from Sir Terance Nation’s avant-garde ‘Doctor Who’ productions at the Imperial Playhouse and not a real adversary?
“Or is it an Amazon Temple?”
“If its an Amazon Temple I’m boycotting looting it due to their dodgy employment and supplier practices!”
“What’s it doing in Little Albion?”
“Are you only now questioning all the weird shit going down in Little Albion, Grungi’s beard!”
Anyhow after much bickering the intrepid gnome hero Anwyn the Brave managed to pull together a doughty warband to search the mysterious temple that appeared in New Albion for their benefactor Lord Piers of Orton. Sappers broke in through the walls only to find many others had similar intentions so the only way was up! Racing higher towards the temples apex numerous monsters were dispatched for the loss of a heroic gnome and brittle boned wardancer, both eaten by trolls that seemed to infest this god forsaken place! Nothing of note was found then suddenly two other warbands were located, ‘well one could join forces with our rivals’ thought Anwyn ‘or I could exterminate them?’
“Kill the fother muckers!” was the rallying cry as Anwyn led the charge with her long time brother in arms, alas Lord Tettenhall slowly trundled into the fray; impeded by his full plate. In this melee no gnomes were killed, which was the important thing, but alas no treasure was found beyond a rather curious scroll that Anwyn was keeping to herself!
Hearing heard some devious dark elf had escaped with the treasure Anwyn ordered her crossbows to lay down covering fire to allow the warband to withdrawal in good order; avoiding the giant statue of DOOM that was toasting chaos cultists with fireballs. Ok the outing wasn’t a success mused Anwyn but I do have this scroll and there are a few less elves in the world so every cloud has silver lining! Also what the fcuk was that Dalek doing, aren’t they fantastical automatons from Sir Terance Nation’s avant-garde ‘Doctor Who’ productions at the Imperial Playhouse and not a real adversary?
