Michaels War Hammer Horror

[ManicMan]

we're just worried you might be the key master.

how that Film is seen as okay for kids is kinda a show of how in the old days, you could get away with jokes for adults which would go over the kids heads, to these days where even adult stuff has to spell out every joke...

 

[Slave to Darkness]

we're just worried you might be the key master.

Zuul scares me, and I don't wanna turn in to a big slobbering doggo. ☹️

 

[Citizen Sade]

… I don't wanna turn in to a big slobbering doggo. ☹️

Think of the upside. You get to sleep for 16 hours a day, eat lots of treats and nobody bats an eyelid if you shit on the lawn or lick your own balls.

 

[Slave to Darkness]

Think of the upside. You get to sleep for 16 hours a day, eat lots of treats and nobody bats an eyelid if you shit on the lawn or lick your own balls.

I do that anyway, apart from the licking. Unlike Marilyn Manson my spines not made of rubber.